Tyrion Lannister is one of the most beloved Game of Thrones character. He is in everyone'stop 3 if not the favorite. He is a survivor, incredibly intelligent and able to work his way out of most conundrums. And when he doesn’t win, he still always has the last laugh with his cutting wit. He lives life to the fullest and tries to be good despite his unredeemable family. However, his terrible family does make it almost impossible for him to be wholly good, and he does have moments where he dips into the dark side. But this season, it looks like good old Tyrion is back with a vengeance, and a vengeful goal.
1. “Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.”
2. “We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king!”
unworthy of the throne Joffrey is.
3. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.”
In a rare moment where Cersei and Tyrion two siblings put their hate aside, Tyrion tries to give her some parental advice—it doesn’t help.
4. “Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship.”
Before the Battle of the Blackwater, Tyrion hopes Bronn will make it out alive, and Bronn is moved. Their bromance is one of the best parts of the show.
5. “I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need.”
Shae asks Tyrion how he knows Ros, and Tyrion gives her an answer that is both true, and at the same time displays his Machiavellian mind.
6. “Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”
7. “Oh, “monster.” Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”
After Robb Stark is murdered and Tywin Lannister announces it to the small council, Joffrey gloats, while Tyrion is more subdued. The two get into an altercation, and Joffrey calls him a monster. True to the insult, Tyrion is able to terrify him with words alone.
8. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.”
9. “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.”
Tyrion stands wrongly accused of murdering Joff—even though no one could really blame him if he had—and still finds time for humor when death is in sight.
10. “It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor.”
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